Chris Martin Sucks

Please, please shut up. Chris Martin is a lot more talented than you will ever be, he brings happiness to people all over the world. He's one of the only artists left who never lip syncs and writes every single song that comes out of his mouth himself. He never tries to be something he's not, and thats why your hating him? There is seriously no reason, this whole stupid fail blog is uncalled for and your blogs title is a tad wrong. It should say: THE WRITER OF THIS BLOG SUCKS. Period.

Thu, 05 Jan 2012 11:59:05 -0500

The writer of this blog got an A from a top 10 university in the world :)

I'm not a fan of Chris Martin whatsoever but I'm a little curious. What compelled you to make this blog? Seriously, I'm glad there's people out there with enough of a life just to go hating on some musician they don't like, probably just because they disagree with the music he plays. And, biggest douche on the planet? There's plenty of openly-douche celebrities but I can't see how he's one. Huh, I'd say it's pretty douche-y to make a cyber hate blog about someone, but hey. Maybe that's just me.

Thu, 05 Jan 2012 11:58:47 -0500

Student project - we got an A!

Lmfao I was just scrolling down your site and Im just fangirling over all the photos and videos, GET A LIFE LOOSER cant believe you waste hours of your day doing this, Like nobody cares haha is just another CHRIS MARITN BLOG (you care abt him any other way you wouldnt have done this lol ) where ppl sees photos or videos your comments are more irrelevant than blue milk. K Bye. :)

Thu, 05 Jan 2012 11:58:37 -0500

this was a student project - thanks for helping us get an A!

Where do you plan on going with all of this?

Thu, 05 Jan 2012 11:58:23 -0500

this was a student project - thanks for helping us get an A!

I'm upset that I actually paid money for one of their albums (Viva La Vida). Won't catch me making the same mistake again.

Sat, 10 Dec 2011 12:22:57 -0500

Well at least you learned from you mistake, unlike all those douchey Chris Martin lovers out there!

holy fuck, this is an awesome blog. i will probably forever reblog everything you post

Sat, 10 Dec 2011 12:20:53 -0500

Thanks!

WHY DON’T I LIKE COLDPLAY? AN INVESTIGATION Chris Martin, Human...

Fri, 09 Dec 2011 00:13:00 -0500

WHY DON’T I LIKE COLDPLAY? AN INVESTIGATION

Chris Martin, Human Being Who Moves. -678

Nobody in popular music is more annoying to watch. What is he doing with his body? Ever? Is he in The Zone? (It’s even annoying when he shaves). Martin rarely walks when he has the option to skip.

Sasha Frere- Jones, The New Yorker

Read more http://goo.gl/cks6M

You should be scared, you freak.

Thu, 08 Dec 2011 12:53:56 -0500

You should be scared, you freak.

what feelings do you get when you look at Chris Martin's ugly face?

Thu, 08 Dec 2011 12:52:27 -0500

appalapacia:

sometimes I just look at Chris Martin’s face and

and you are also an asshole:)

Thu, 08 Dec 2011 12:03:15 -0500

a bigger one than Chris Martin?

when someone on your dash legitimly likes coldplay:

Thu, 08 Dec 2011 12:00:53 -0500

THIS IS AWESOME.

feelingprettygood:

flamingonipples: it is a sport.it is my sport. my favorite...

Thu, 08 Dec 2011 11:58:44 -0500

flamingonipples:

it is a sport.it is my sport. my favorite sport

If you don't like my flavor of haterade, get the hell outta my fridge!

Thu, 08 Dec 2011 11:58:34 -0500

I give up...

Thu, 08 Dec 2011 11:58:02 -0500

gones09:

Coldplay I am now 100% convinced that they just want to make money and that’s it. From Teardrop, to the artwork, to their band photo, to Paradise, to one of the songs having a duet w/ Rihanna… I’ve just had it with the band.

Moving to Mars gave me hope they could go back to their old days and make great songs, but clearly they could give less (which is interesting especially how Moving to Mars doesn’t even make it on the album)

FML.

Thu, 08 Dec 2011 11:57:44 -0500

Apple, get this bitch off your customer service lines or we are going to boycott you!

bi-winning92:

Apple’s customer sevice wait music is “Viva La Vida.”

I hate Coldplay. Kill me?

I seriously thought I was the only person

Thu, 08 Dec 2011 11:55:05 -0500

YOU ARE NOT ALONE! This dickhead should stop polluting the world with his trash.

tapemailbox:

who absolutely hates Coldplay Then I found tumblr :D I can’t think about how much I hate them too much, because it just puts me in a bad mood.

last.fm really needs to cool it with their forceful coldplay playing

Thu, 08 Dec 2011 11:52:03 -0500

WE COULDN’T AGREE MORE!

captainyodel:

i’ve skipped every single coldplay song that has played thus far, and it still doesn’t compute that perhaps, just perhaps, i just don’t enjoy their music. hey last.fm, NOT EVERYBODY LIKES TO LISTEN TO CHRIS MARTIN WHINE LIKE A BITCH ALL THE TIME.

Oh, honey.

Thu, 08 Dec 2011 11:48:37 -0500

Dave: I really love that new Coldplay song.

Me: *blinks* Punch yourself in the balls.

SiriusXM

Thu, 08 Dec 2011 11:48:01 -0500

darksidelawyer:

“Coldplay Radio” all week on The Spectrum?

Now men can be on the rag, too!

Another sane music critic has a perspective on...

Thu, 08 Dec 2011 11:45:47 -0500

Another sane music critic has a perspective on Coldplay:

“And the vocals themselves, which carry the song, are totally devoid of any emotion other than some sort of lethargic wistful melancholy. The lyrics are typical, clichéd, inarticulate sad-parting-song bullshit, and he sings them with such incredible, unmusical lameness that I can’t help wonder why he didn’t just write them down and hand them out to us instead. The man should not trust himself as an interpreter of his own songs. He is clearly without the slightest idea of how to sing a song, so he just plops out his lyrics with as much gusto as a suicidal salesman making his final vacuum cleaner pitch.”

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/your-band-sucks/coldplay-sucks.php