January 2012
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thesunnykid asked: Please, please shut up. Chris Martin is a lot more talented than you will ever be, he brings happiness to people all over the world. He's one of the only artists left who never lip syncs and writes every single song that comes out of his mouth himself. He never tries to be something he's not, and thats why your hating him? There is seriously no reason, this whole stupid fail blog is...
vulnona asked: I'm not a fan of Chris Martin whatsoever but I'm a little curious. What compelled you to make this blog? Seriously, I'm glad there's people out there with enough of a life just to go hating on some musician they don't like, probably just because they disagree with the music he plays. And, biggest douche on the planet? There's plenty of openly-douche celebrities but I...
fuckyeahimacupcake asked: Lmfao I was just scrolling down your site and Im just fangirling over all the photos and videos, GET A LIFE LOOSER cant believe you waste hours of your day doing this, Like nobody cares haha is just another CHRIS MARITN BLOG (you care abt him any other way you wouldnt have done this lol ) where ppl sees photos or videos your comments are more irrelevant than blue milk. K Bye. :)
inconfusionconfidence asked: Where do you plan on going with all of this?
December 2011
24 posts
geoffsayshi asked: I'm upset that I actually paid money for one of their albums (Viva La Vida). Won't catch me making the same mistake again.
thetalonforyourhead asked: holy fuck, this is an awesome blog. i will probably forever reblog everything you post
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what feelings do you get when you look at Chris...
appalapacia:
sometimes I just look at Chris Martin’s face and
bookmonster17 asked: and you are also an asshole:)
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when someone on your dash legitimly likes...
THIS IS AWESOME.
feelingprettygood:
If you don't like my flavor of haterade, get the...
I give up...
gones09:
Coldplay I am now 100% convinced that they just want to make money and that’s it. From Teardrop, to the artwork, to their band photo, to Paradise, to one of the songs having a duet w/ Rihanna… I’ve just had it with the band.
Moving to Mars gave me hope they could go back to their old days and make great songs, but clearly they could give less (which is interesting especially how Moving...
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FML.
Apple, get this bitch off your customer service lines or we are going to boycott you!
bi-winning92:
Apple’s customer sevice wait music is “Viva La Vida.”
I hate Coldplay. Kill me?
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I seriously thought I was the only person
YOU ARE NOT ALONE! This dickhead should stop polluting the world with his trash.
tapemailbox:
who absolutely hates Coldplay Then I found tumblr :D I can’t think about how much I hate them too much, because it just puts me in a bad mood.
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last.fm really needs to cool it with their...
WE COULDN’T AGREE MORE!
captainyodel:
i’ve skipped every single coldplay song that has played thus far, and it still doesn’t compute that perhaps, just perhaps, i just don’t enjoy their music. hey last.fm, NOT EVERYBODY LIKES TO LISTEN TO CHRIS MARTIN WHINE LIKE A BITCH ALL THE TIME.
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Oh, honey.
Dave: I really love that new Coldplay song.
Me: *blinks* Punch yourself in the balls.
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SiriusXM
darksidelawyer:
“Coldplay Radio” all week on The Spectrum?
Now men can be on the rag, too!
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m0ving-to-mars-deactivated20120 asked: I love Chris Martin with all my heart <3
bookmonster17 asked: You are still alive, loser. Get a life.
insertacoldplaysongwordhere asked: And, oh, look at your description, it says "celebrating the biggest" [...] on the planet, Coldplay's Chris Martin. I'm not noticing the irony here, you're doing it wrong, bb. I mean you can call him what you want but if you're saying he's the biggest in the world I think that could not be a curse. Oh boy, you make me tired.
itsallmexd asked: Seriously you couldn't find something better to do with your life.
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thelastplaguedoctor asked: dicks
November 2011
53 posts
sowhosthatgirlthere-deactivated asked: STOP RUINING CHRIS MARTIN FOR ME.
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Why Chris Martin is as insufferable as his wife...
Check out a great post written by Pop Culture Has Aids
Chris Martin is Becoming as Insufferable as His Wife
http://popculturehasaids.wordpress.com/2011/01/21/chris-martin-is-becoming-as-insufferable-as-his-wife/
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kaliyantra-deactivated20130130 asked: Holy shit this blog infuriates me. You immature ignorant little fuck.
thelastplaguedoctor asked: LMFAO Have you seriously got nothing better to do with your life than to make a stupid blog dedicated to a singer you don't like? It's pretty pathetic. Get a fucking grip dude, there are more important things to worry about and spend your energy on.
insertacoldplaysongwordhere asked: I can't see the point of running a "hate" blog about Chris Martin if all you can do is writing comments on fan-made posts, like, no one's gonna notice your shitty opinion, you know, pictures do speak louder than words. Get a real life, I repeat what I told you on twitter.
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Coldplay-ed Out
Kyle David Smith of The College Voice got it right- “ I would enjoy nothing more than Martin falling apart at the seams, performing visibly hammered at the Grammy’s, spitting on legions of loyal fans all over the world and generally becoming a bonafide rock Neanderthal. Sadly, it’s hard to imagine this coming to fruition in the foreseeable future, and conversely, it’s hard to imagine...
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Oh, so you know you lack talent. Definitely...
In an interview with Stephen Colbert on October 20, Chris Martin was asked whether Coldplay’s music has been influenced by the group Radiohead. To this, Martin responded simply, “We’re not as good musically, but much more attractive.”
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yearsofwineandroses asked: Fucking nice job
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This is disgusting Chris…
snow-blind replied to your post: in your sidebar gif it looks like Chris is close to vomiting!!!!… what’s going on, where’s the original video?
ohmygod… but if you look at it like this…it somehow does! but imagine tho: chris having an interview and then…BLUAAAARGHH
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