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Please, please shut up. Chris Martin is a lot more talented than you will ever be, he brings happiness to people all over the world. He's one of the only artists left who never lip syncs and writes every single song that comes out of his mouth himself. He never tries to be something he's not, and thats why your hating him? There is seriously no reason, this whole stupid fail blog is uncalled for and your blogs title is a tad wrong. It should say: THE WRITER OF THIS BLOG SUCKS. Period.
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The writer of this blog got an A from a top 10 university in the world :)


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I'm not a fan of Chris Martin whatsoever but I'm a little curious. What compelled you to make this blog? Seriously, I'm glad there's people out there with enough of a life just to go hating on some musician they don't like, probably just because they disagree with the music he plays. And, biggest douche on the planet? There's plenty of openly-douche celebrities but I can't see how he's one. Huh, I'd say it's pretty douche-y to make a cyber hate blog about someone, but hey. Maybe that's just me.
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Student project - we got an A!


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Lmfao I was just scrolling down your site and Im just fangirling over all the photos and videos, GET A LIFE LOOSER cant believe you waste hours of your day doing this, Like nobody cares haha is just another CHRIS MARITN BLOG (you care abt him any other way you wouldnt have done this lol ) where ppl sees photos or videos your comments are more irrelevant than blue milk. K Bye. :)
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this was a student project - thanks for helping us get an A!


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Where do you plan on going with all of this?
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this was a student project - thanks for helping us get an A!


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I'm upset that I actually paid money for one of their albums (Viva La Vida). Won't catch me making the same mistake again.
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Well at least you learned from you mistake, unlike all those douchey Chris Martin lovers out there!


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holy fuck, this is an awesome blog. i will probably forever reblog everything you post
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Thanks!


WHY DON’T I LIKE COLDPLAY? AN INVESTIGATION
Chris Martin, Human Being Who Moves. -678

Nobody in popular music is more annoying to watch. What is he doing with his body? Ever? Is he in The Zone? (It’s even annoying when he shaves). Martin rarely walks when he has the option to skip.
Sasha Frere- Jones, The New YorkerRead more http://goo.gl/cks6M

WHY DON’T I LIKE COLDPLAY? AN INVESTIGATION

Chris Martin, Human Being Who Moves. -678

Nobody in popular music is more annoying to watch. What is he doing with his body? Ever? Is he in The Zone? (It’s even annoying when he shaves). Martin rarely walks when he has the option to skip.

Sasha Frere- Jones, The New Yorker

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You should be scared, you freak.

You should be scared, you freak.

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what feelings do you get when you look at Chris Martin’s ugly face?

appalapacia:

sometimes I just look at Chris Martin’s face and

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and you are also an asshole:)
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a bigger one than Chris Martin?


when someone on your dash legitimly likes coldplay:

THIS IS AWESOME.

feelingprettygood:



flamingonipples:

it is a sport.it is my sport. my favorite sport

flamingonipples:

it is a sport.it is my sport. my favorite sport


If you don’t like my flavor of haterade, get the hell outta my fridge!


I give up…

gones09:

Coldplay I am now 100% convinced that they just want to make money and that’s it. From Teardrop, to the artwork, to their band photo, to Paradise, to one of the songs having a duet w/ Rihanna… I’ve just had it with the band.

Moving to Mars gave me hope they could go back to their old days and make great songs, but clearly they could give less (which is interesting especially how Moving to Mars doesn’t even make it on the album)


FML.

Apple, get this bitch off your customer service lines or we are going to boycott you!

bi-winning92:

Apple’s customer sevice wait music is “Viva La Vida.”

I hate Coldplay. Kill me?